Million Bucks
So this guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How would you like
to win a million dollars?" The guy says "Sure! How?"
The bartender says "See that guy sitting down there at the end of the bar?
You have to knock him out with one punch."
The customer looks down and sees that the guy is about 6'6", 300 lbs, and
with a neck about the size of a tire. "Uh- I don't think I'd want to hit
that guy."
Five or six beers later, the guy is talking to the bartender and the
bartender asks "You ready for that million dollar bet yet?"
The customer looks down and says "Yeah- I could take that guy."
The bartender says "OK, but there are 2 things you gotta do now- there's
that guy at the end of the bar that you have to knock out with one punch,
and theres this alligator in the back room with a sore tooth that you
gotta pull."
The customer thinks for a moment, envisions his arm being ripped off by the
alligator and says "Nah- I don't think I'd do that for a million bucks."
Another 6 or 7 beers go by and the customer is talking to the bartender
again. The bartender asks, "Are you ready for that million dollar bet yet?"
The customer says "Yeah, I think I am."
Bartender says "OK, there's three tasks that you gotta do now. There's the
big guy down at the end of the bar that you gotta knock out with one
punch, there's the alligator in the back room with the sore tooth that you
gotta pull, and there is
this old whore upstairs and she hasn't had an orgasm for about 20 years now,
so you gotta make her come."
The customer says "I think I could do that." So he walks down to the end of
the bar and taps the big guy on the shoulder. As he's turning around, he
swings as hard as he can and knocks him off his stool, out cold. "Wow that
was easy!
Now where's that alligator?" So they put him in the back room with the
alligator. About half an hour later the guy comes out, looking horrible.
His head bleeding, shirt ripped in half; he says, "OK where's the whore
with the sore tooth?
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