TOILET
A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant forlunch, and after
finishing his meal he inquires the way
to the rest room.
He was told that it's around the back of the building he headsthrough the
back door, finds the out house and takes a shit, only to discover there's no
toilet paper. But there is a sign on the wall that reads,
'Wipe yourself with your finger, then insert the finger into this hole, and
your finger will be cleaned with great attention'
So the man wipes up and sticks his finger through the hole.
On the other side is standing a little boy holding a brick in either hand,
who claps them together at the sight of the finger poking through.
The guy screams in pain, yanks his hand back, and starts sucking on his
finger....
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